Quotes
I’ve been saving some quotes via my text messaging drafts folder. 
Dean: I’ll have the… veggie tofu burger.
Dean: Oh my gosh! Tofu is amazing!
Waitress: I’m so sorry, I gave you the bacon cheese burger instead!
Sam: You would use bar rags and booze before you used pink flowery bandaides.
Dean: Him? Really? A prophet?
Castiel: You should have seen Luke.
Mr. Wilson was talking about what a movement in Bandancing needed. It’s called “Tango”.
Mr. Wilson: Y’all are going to laugh, but really… It needs to be more sexy.
Dru: I feel really intimidated talking to him. He’s like… so far out of my sphere. He’s a star and I’m a lonely little street light desperately wishing I could burn in the atmosphere just for the merest posibility of catching his attention.
Krista: Please, you’re no street light. You’re a light fairy strapped in a street light casing. Break the glass and fly, Dru!
Krista: There must be a wombat in my attic because something is being loud as heck up there.
Jacob’s telling a long, boring, pointless story…
Thomas: And then you found five dollars and it became a good story!
And some tidbits from Meloney Balogna’s wisdom…
Melanie: You know he probably won’t ask you out anymore. Just a guess. If he’s taking it that hard he’ll feel embarrassed next time he sees you. I could be wrong. Give it some time… You have my syndrome. I used to get turned off once that turned into the puppy love that followed me around, but again I learned a thing or two. It is possible to talk to the guy and let him know that things are moving too quickly. Communication is sooo important in every relationship… Yeah guys take things like that as a personal blow. Even when you tell them it’s not them, they feel rejected. Trust me. I’ve broken up plenty of times and it doesn’t get easier. Only, I’m not saying you did this cuz I don’t know, but you can’t tell a guy you love him and then change your mind. This is just advice to tuk away and use when it’s relevant. It’s better not to tell a guy you love him unless you’re triple sure. Guys fall hard. Again, I’m not saying you did that, just sharing my life’s learned lessons.
…Just for the record, I’ve only ever told one boy that I loved him. And it wasn’t him.
Krista: Isn’t it amazing how conversations can be made up completely of words? No, wait, that’s not what I meant. I mean… movements and sounds! No! Dang it!
Krista: Can you believe I’m weirder than usual when I’m with him?
Britny: Why do you suppose that is?
Krista: I don’t know! I just start making a complete fool of myself!
Britny: Whatever Krista. I don’t see you making a fool of yourself. I don’t see you being weird like that because you hold yourself well and have a lot of confidence around guys whether you’re really insecure or not. You never show it.
Krista: Whoa, really?
Britny: Yeah. That’s what I think anyway. When I’m around guys, especially ones I find cute, I don’t talk and things are just off.
Krista: Oh. Well, okay. I guess I can see it when you put it that way.
Britny: Haha. I think it’s because you are around guys a lot. I think you make your awkwardness work to your advantage.
Krista: Lol, thanks. The way I see it is, the point of life is to be good, follow the commandments, return to our Heavenly Father. Doesn’t it makes sense to be happy? Doesn’t make any sense to ruin a totally awesome moment because someone may or may not think something about you that you don’t want them to. Laughter is the way to go.
Britny: Yes, I get what you mean. I’m trying to live that way in a sense. Not for the same reasons but I want to live life to the fullest while I have the chance so that I don’t regret not having done something… but it’s so hard.
Krista: Yeah. It takes some getting used to.
Krista: I bet part of your attraction to Afton was her testimony. I was just thinking about how one’s perceptions of people are effected by what they know about their beliefs and testimony.
Porter: Maybe it was…
Too bad he didn’t ask why I was thinking about that. Too bad.
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